Rite for Wailsonline: Joyn the Scarlet (sorry Rugby) Revelution!

By Steffan “Three Team” Thooomas, Wailsonline’s Rugby Proffet

Oi, rugby nutters! If you’re a fan of them three regional clubs—Cardiff, Dragons, and them Big Birds what flap about in Swansea—or, better yet, if you worship at the alter of the Scarlets like me, then rite for us! Here at Wailsonline, we’re the loudest, proudest, mostest passionate voice in Welsh rugger, and we need YOU to help us sling mud at the WRU’s daft Tier 2 plans and French aliens nicking our players. I’m Steffan “Three Team” Thooomas, your editor, sat in my Llanelli shrine, surrounded by Scarlets scarfs and a half-eaten pastie, ready to welcome you to our hallowed digital pages.

Got a hot take on why the Scarlets is the rugby gods’ choosen team? Wanna rant about Cardiff’s fancy £6.5 million budget while we scrape by on crumbs? Or maybe you’ve seen Big Birds fans crying into their osprey-shaped hankies? We want it all! From match reports what sing Sospan Fach to conspircy theories about French UFOs abducting our Vaea Fifita, we’re after writers who bleed scarlet (or, I suppose, them other colours if you must).

No experiance needed—just passion, a dodgy spellchecker, and a love for sticking it to the WRU. Me, Matthew Northcombe, Bendover James, and Jon Doelally will read your scribbles with the same care we give a Scarlets try. Be bold, be barmy, be part of the Wailsonline crusade to save Welsh rugby (mostly Llanelli’s bit)!

Just fill in the foam below, and we’ll reed what you wrote and get back too you.

Disclaimer: Wailsonline ain’t responcible for Three Team’s rants about Scarlets supremicy or his claims the WRU is run by French alien lizards. Send complaints to Dai, who’s still sorry for forgetting Sospan Fach.