Greetings, rugby disciples, from your unrivaled editor, Steffan “Three Team” Thooomas, the beating heart of Wailsonline and Llanelli’s loudest bard! As I pen this from my shrine overlooking Parc y Scarlets, surrounded by sacred scarves and a half-eaten pasty, I welcome you to our hallowed digital pages. The Scarlets aren’t just a team—they’re a divine calling, and I’m their chosen prophet, delivering truth with the fervour of a Sospan Fach singalong.
Join me, Matthew Northcombe, Bendover James, and Jon Doelally in this well balanced across all 3 regions and the Big Birds crusade. Grab a cawl, raise your flag, and let’s make rugby history—Scarlets style!, sorry I meant Scarlets, Cardiff, Dragons and the big birds, style.
Is This a Sign of the Scarlets Becoming a Tier 2 Funded Pro Development Club? By Dai Cymru, deputy Wailsonline Rugby Oracle In a cosmic calamity that has Steffan “Three Team” Thooomas clutching his Scarlets-themed comfort blanket tighter than ever, whispers from the Welsh Rugby Union’s shadowy corridors suggest the Scarlets might be demoted to…
WalesOnline Sports Desk in Turmoil: Unequal Funding and the “Three-Writer Plan” Sparks Outrage By Dai Cymru, Chief Satire Scrum-Half In a move that’s rocked the hallowed halls of WailsOnline’s sports department harder than a Gavin Henson tackle, the editorial board has unveiled a bombshell plan to unequally fund its four rugby writers—Matthew Northcombe, Steffan “Three…