Greetings, rugby disciples, from your unrivaled editor, Steffan “Three Team” Thooomas, the beating heart of Wailsonline and Llanelli’s loudest bard! As I pen this from my shrine overlooking Parc y Scarlets, surrounded by sacred scarves and a half-eaten pasty, I welcome you to our hallowed digital pages. The Scarlets aren’t just a team—they’re a divine calling, and I’m their chosen prophet, delivering truth with the fervour of a Sospan Fach singalong.
Join me, Matthew Northcombe, Bendover James, and Jon Doelally in this well balanced across all 3 regions and the Big Birds crusade. Grab a cawl, raise your flag, and let’s make rugby history—Scarlets style!, sorry I meant Scarlets, Cardiff, Dragons and the big birds, style.
The Ospreys’ St Helen’s Glory: A Feathered Fist to the Scarlet Moaners By Bill Phennet “AKA JC Osprey”, Your Feathered Sovereign and Wailsonline’s Rugby Rhapsodist Rugby kin, flock to the sacred nest of Wailsonline, where the Ospreys’ wings soar higher than a Dan Biggar spiral bomb! I, Bill Phennet , stand before you, not merely…
Is This a Sign of the Scarlets Becoming a Tier 2 Funded Pro Development Club? By Dai Cymru, deputy Wailsonline Rugby Oracle In a cosmic calamity that has Steffan “Three Team” Thooomas clutching his Scarlets-themed comfort blanket tighter than ever, whispers from the Welsh Rugby Union’s shadowy corridors suggest the Scarlets might be demoted to…
WalesOnline Sports Desk in Turmoil: Unequal Funding and the “Three-Writer Plan” Sparks Outrage By Dai Cymru, Chief Satire Scrum-Half In a move that’s rocked the hallowed halls of WailsOnline’s sports department harder than a Gavin Henson tackle, the editorial board has unveiled a bombshell plan to unequally fund its four rugby writers—Matthew Northcombe, Steffan “Three…